*Girl from temp job who agreed to get coffee with me? Ignoring me.
*Microsoftie who chatted with me on Tinder and wanted to meet in person? No word since April 29.
*Girl who replied to one of my “if I had a girlfriend” posts on Whisper saying we should hook up? Totally disappeared.
Now tell me why I should waste more time, effort, and emotional energy racking up more rejections, lead ons, and getting ignored? It’s hopeless torture. I’d rather just be castrated already. I couldn’t afford a prostitute even if we did legalize it. Sex is a human right, but some of us are more equal than others.